If Game of Thrones Characters Had Fanny Packs
The wait between Game of Thrones seasons is killing us - and we still have a long way to go. For the past few weeks, we've soothed our waiting-pains by envisioning our leather fanny packs on the waists of our favorite characters. We hope you enjoy reading this as much as we enjoyed writing it!
Disclaimer: Beware of spoilers from Season 7 if you aren't caught up!
Last we saw him, Jamie was heading north to join the fight against the Wights. While Jamie could definitely use a great bum bag for the journey, it wouldn't be about style. Jamie's fanny pack would be more about practicality as he fights off the enemy. Our deep purple round leather fanny pack will not only compliment his uniform, but it will also come in handy on the journey ahead.
Sansa has grown up so much throughout this series. In earlier seasons, young Sansa might have gone for a feminine floral fanny pack but Sansa isn't that sweet summer child anymore! This last season Sansa has been obsessed with cross-body styles - from capes to furs to belts - and adorned with dark colors (how NYC of her!). We thought our sophisticated snake-embossed black fanny pack would be the perfect choice for her leather belt bag.
Arya is almost always doing something a little different than what is expected of her. If everyone else is getting fanny packs, we think Arya would be reaching for a shoulder phone holster. Holsters are great for easy mobility and quick access - which is perfect for Arya.
Cersei's outfits have always had great detail to them, especially in later seasons. We combined her love for patterns with the traditional color of Lannister House (red), in order to match Cersei with this python-embossed red fanny pack. We're not trying to call Cersei a snake but...if the bum bag fits!
Tyrion Lannister is the hand to Daenerys these days. In theory, he needs a bag with quick access so he can have scrolls and quills on him for emergency ravens. Far more likely though, is that Tyrion would pick the bag best able to fit a drink inside. Don't worry, Tyrion, with this slim leather bucket bag, you will look good brooding too.
Ever since Daenerys conquered Meereen, she has always worn something blue. That is, up until last season. Now that Daenerys returned to Westeros, we've seen less blue on her. That's why we think this round bright blue bum bag would be a perfect addition to her outfits to bring her signature blue back. Plus, she'll need the safety a fanny pack provides when riding into battle on the back of a dragon. Good luck carrying any other bag on dragonback, Dany.
Jon Snow "took the black", and dresses in, well, black. Even though Jon left the Night's Watch, he's still sticking to the dress code. This black leather fanny back would be the perfect hip bag to keep on his side during a battle. There are two dragons left now, and we bet Jon will be riding a dragon alongside Daenerys, so it's time Jon found a very secure bag to hold his belongings. Don't worry - we got you covered, Jon.
These are just a few of our favorite characters. Let us know how you think we did in the comments!